The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are ensuring their child feels “empowered” beyond all reasonable human (or even god-like) abilities, certain to succeed in this world with little more than their good looks and Mount Rushmore-sized ego.
Let’s face it: is there anything worse than the whole “believe in yourself” movement? Children’s [...]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they never, ever spank their children. Really. Honest. They never do.
But let’s face it: there’s only so much you can accomplish with a “Time Out.” When a child has almost killed himself or another sibling by running into the street, making them stand on the Naughty Step [...]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they know EXACTLY what’s best for their new son’s penis, and will fight tooth and nail and foreskin for their right to make sure you do the same thing as them.
There are three topics that will start a barfight-style brawl in any Mommy & Me — [...]