a letter to the sugar ants...

[nomorewirehangers]

I'm not going to feign manners for you. You know who I am. I've killed many of you and yet you remain. I've offered a more than reasonable compromise, you get the garage and all its holdings and that wasn't acceptable to you.

You have invaded the kitchen. You have conquered the bathroom. You commandered the bedrooms in a very impressive surge...

I have offered counter attacks that you apparently find laughable... As terminex has proven only to take your side and drive you further into my home.


You took over my babies car seat and I had to wash it in bleach... That's just dirty tactics and foul play.



The battles have been many and it would appear that you have won the war. Hurricane Ike helped your numbers to quadruple.


But I warn you now, this war is not lost. Get out. While you still can. Get out and save your Lil ant asses because retribution is coming my friends. You don't get to crawl on my babies in their sleep and have that go unanswered.


Get out now, and no one gets hurt. Because I have a little ace up my sleeve. Yes I do.

I will have my peaceful holiday season ants. I will bake cookies and leave them out to cool without worry about invasion. I WILL bath my children without having to rinse your kind out of the tub.

And I WILL enjoy my first cup of coffee without having to check all the cups in the cabinet for you first.


When the darkness envelopes the house it will be too late for you. When the tent is lowered there will be no way out and you will all die a most horrific death in a genecide the likes of which you have never seen.

So again I say to you get out now. Go invade my crappy neighbors and I assure you you will not be disappointed. That kid leaves a trail of half eaten food wherever he goes... Which is, I assume, how you found your way into my sons room.


Get out or perish little ants... Because I assure you, hell hath no wrath like an angry Cajun mama who can't cook in peace.



You've been warned. -

[GeekMom]

Perhaps if you used a much _smaller font? <ducks>

[nomorewirehangers]

Roflmfao very true very true

[forrest]

hmmm....maybe kissie can ship you some of her spiders...maybe not widows though...

[GeekMom]

I'll come over with my bigass size 10 feet, and bring my sister with her biggerass size 12 feet. More ants per squish. 

[nomorewirehangers]

Lol you might have to kick a few holes in the wall... That's where they are apparently living. Lol hence why I'm trying to get the house tented.

[BPE]

Lol you might have to kick a few holes in the wall... That's where they are apparently living. Lol hence why I'm trying to get the house tented.

By the size of GeekMom's foot, I'll bet she could kick a pretty big hole. 

[nomorewirehangers]

Dude we just out up new sheetrock...

Does homeowners insurance cover any extermination by foot??

[GeekMom]

Lol you might have to kick a few holes in the wall... That's where they are apparently living. Lol hence why I'm trying to get the house tented.

By the size of GeekMom's foot, I'll bet she could kick a pretty big hole. 

These feet are made for stompin' 

[Snatch]

Dude we just out up new sheetrock...
 

Dude, you should have killed the ants before you put up new sheetrock...*ducks and runs really, really fast*. 

[forrest]

Dude we just out up new sheetrock...
 

Dude, you should have killed the ants before you put up new sheetrock...*ducks and runs really, really fast*. 

 

[nomorewirehangers]

Sigh


Well when I say "just" I mean last year. Lol before the ants.

[Snatch]

That sucks.  Fucking ants.

[Sugarless]

Everytime I browse past this thread I see "a letter to sugar" and you'd think after the 30th time I'd be like, oh that's the sugar ants letter.  Nope! I go, "Oh no, I got a letter, what'd I do"

 

[nomorewirehangers]

Roflmfao