Rules and Regs

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Welcome to Best Parent Ever, the most unique parenting forum on the internet!

It's pretty hard to get banned from this forum, but it is possible. Please give this a look before getting started:

All parents are welcome. If you're a step parent, an adoptive parent, a gay parent, an expecting parent, a parent with PMS, or are trying to conceive, jump on in.  Otherwise, move on.

Just one registration and one identity.

We swear a lot. If you're offended by profanity, you might want to re-think joining.

You agree, through your use of this forum, to not be a crybaby.  You must be aware that discussions on this forum can occasionally get volatile, and you, your websites, and your posts may be subject to ridicule and abuse.  You agree to keep in mind that this type of thing is done mostly in the spirit of a lively and passionate discussion.  You agree not to take it too personal.
 
Once you've registered, come on in and tell us a little about yourself. Other than the "members only" section, you don't have to be a member to read the posts, so if you don't plan on posting and just want to be a lurker, don't bother joining. It's boring.

Do not post to invite Best Parent Ever members to other boards for adversarial purposes or to post inflammatory or sensitive information about Best Parent Ever discussions. I mean, come on, that's obvious.

See? Not so bad.

Legal Disclaimers - Please Read Opinions expressed in the posts on this discussion board are those of the authors posting those messages, and do not necessarily represent the views of BestParentEver.com, or any person or entity associated with it.  Unless it's something very funny.  Then we'll take all the credit.  No, seriously. BestParentEver.com does not regularly monitor or review postings, and assumes no responsibility for any postings and/or their content.  We're lame that way.  Any user who feels that a posted message is objectionable, is encouraged to PM me immediately.

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum.

Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages, and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented. The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner. Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or moderator of this forum immediately. The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary. This is a manual process, however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy applies to member profile information as well.

You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or any other related information collected on this service) in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum.

You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username. With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator, for your protection and for validity reasons. You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason.  We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft.

After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present clean and accurate information. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement.

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