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Abby, just Abby
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« on: June 12, 2009, 07:12:55 AM »
I got my first ripe tomato yesterday.  I'm in shock!  4th of July has always been my benchmark for tomatoes.  My grandfather and I used to compete for who could get the first ripe one.  He always won. 

I once asked him why he always beat me in this contest.  "Easy", he said, "Cow shit".  Ahhh life on the farm.  I called my mom and told her and she said "Dear Lord, Papa Bob is rolling in his grave!"
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 08:07:58 AM »
:bliss: yay for you!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 08:08:29 AM »
wait, did you take your Papa Bob's advice and use cow poop?
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 09:53:39 AM »
Nope.  I'm not that desperate just yet.  Plus I think it would be weird sneaking into some stranger's pasture at twilight to steal shit.  And then drive it home.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 10:15:41 AM »
it'll only be weird if you didnt tip the cow...

ok seriously...do people really do that?
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 10:57:29 AM »
Absolutely.   :study:
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 11:23:06 AM »
yup
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 11:23:25 AM »
but it's harder than it sounds.....
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 11:49:36 AM »
*that's what she said*
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 01:52:54 PM »
TU Beeps!   :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 04:05:36 PM »
To this day, I believe cow tipping to be myth.  It would have to be immediate - within 2 seconds or so for enough people to amass that much power (like a cow wouldn't run away when it saw people coming), and it would take the strength of at least 4 people (like a cow wouldn't run away when it felt people pushing on it).  Cows also weigh up to over 2000 lbs.

And, while cows sometimes doze while standing up, they are easily awakened in that state.  When they're really asleep, they sleep lying down.
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 07:43:03 PM »
Quote from: conundrum on June 12, 2009, 10:15:41 AM
it'll only be weird if you didnt tip the cow...

ok seriously...do people really do that?

What's the going rate for a cow tip these days? 15%?
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 07:51:19 PM »
Quote from: ronin on June 12, 2009, 07:43:03 PM
Quote from: conundrum on June 12, 2009, 10:15:41 AM
it'll only be weird if you didnt tip the cow...

ok seriously...do people really do that?

What's the going rate for a cow tip these days? 15%?

You're a witty one ronin.   :rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 08:54:12 AM »
I've been on MANY an attempt to tip a cow...but never seen it successfully accomplished...but when you're in highschool and early college days and hammered drunk? You bet your ass running from a pissed off farmer with a shotgun aimed at your behind is really really GREAT fun...  :rofl:
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