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« on: July 28, 2009, 01:04:36 PM »

http://www.germywormy.com/

Disposable sleeves for kids to cough into. What. The. Fuck.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 01:08:11 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 01:17:53 PM »

some BPE out there will buy those.
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 01:30:23 PM »

 :rofl: people are crazy.

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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 01:31:57 PM »

ew!

i need those.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 01:48:22 PM »

I saw that in the Express this morning! Ew!
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 01:53:07 PM »

Now, why can't I ever think of some dumb-ass BPE product like this so I can quit my job and quit trying to win the lottery?  I want to capitalize off of people's paranoia and ignorance!
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 04:59:54 PM »

Cause it takes a certain type of mind to come up with this sort of crap.

Namely, a mind with only 3 normally firing neurons.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 08:22:57 PM »

Ugh.  Germophobes are crazy.

I'm going to find out who's buying this stupid crap and sell them "organic", "hypoallergenic" pet rocks.  I'll make millions.  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 12:04:32 AM »

do they make them for me for when the kids wipe noses on my shirt ?
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 07:11:08 AM »

It's called a 'poncho' Fae  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 11:09:46 AM »

OMD, is it bad that my first thought is "I want these for my kids at school!"   :rofl:

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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 06:59:51 PM »

lol... i teach my kid to cough into his sleeve... and i don't carry tissue... i can't look at the link so i dunno if this would apply.... lol
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 08:59:37 PM »

I've taken to pinning a hanky to the side of the carrier or stroller. BBQ has some seriously runny nose issues.
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