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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 10:52:38 AM »
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But  I miss back home where people didn't bump into you, knock you over, and push you out of the way without saying pardon.

where is back home? the south?
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 11:00:12 AM »
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But  I miss back home where people didn't bump into you, knock you over, and push you out of the way without saying pardon.

where is back home? the south?

No, but it kind of sounds like it. MI is where I am from.
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2009, 11:20:22 AM »
Quote from: nomorewirehangers on July 15, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
that's when you say

"nope. not nursing...the's puppie's belong to DADDY...not the baby..." give her a conspiritoral wink, and walk out...  Wink

I hope no one ever asks me that because I know I will say something completely inappropriate about her probably being a pervert who wants to.....yea, I hope no stranger ever confronts me with the "are you breastfeeding" question.
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 08:00:10 AM »
You could reply "Yeah, would you like a taste? It's really good!" and then whip them out. That would probably send them heading for the hills...
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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
Ha ha...get out of my head. (Except for the whipping them out part).

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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2009, 08:09:33 AM »
Quote from: HolyRoller on July 15, 2009, 11:20:22 AM
Quote from: nomorewirehangers on July 15, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
that's when you say

"nope. not nursing...the's puppie's belong to DADDY...not the baby..." give her a conspiritoral wink, and walk out...  Wink

I hope no one ever asks me that because I know I will say something completely inappropriate about her probably being a pervert who wants to.....yea, I hope no stranger ever confronts me with the "are you breastfeeding" question.

Someone will ask.  Doesn't matter if you are or you aren't; have an answer ready.  If you hesitate or fumble, they'll pounce.
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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2009, 09:11:08 AM »
Quote from: avocado1229 on July 22, 2009, 08:09:33 AM
Quote from: HolyRoller on July 15, 2009, 11:20:22 AM
Quote from: nomorewirehangers on July 15, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
that's when you say

"nope. not nursing...the's puppie's belong to DADDY...not the baby..." give her a conspiritoral wink, and walk out...  Wink

I hope no one ever asks me that because I know I will say something completely inappropriate about her probably being a pervert who wants to.....yea, I hope no stranger ever confronts me with the "are you breastfeeding" question.

Someone will ask.  Doesn't matter if you are or you aren't; have an answer ready.  If you hesitate or fumble, they'll pounce.

I think I'll be going with the "why? do you want to taste? Pervert!" for sheer shock value.
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« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 09:14:25 AM »
that would be awesome!
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