The Reason Some Girls Stay Single-----Hilarious!

[LadyinRed]

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny


OMG this guy is a real winner!

[forrest]

oh man...I miss Elvis Duran and the Z Morning Zoo...

they used to have contests where a dude will sing a song while his head is immersed in a toilet and callers have to guess what it is...


ETA - didnt realize this was in Canada and that there's a similar radio station...probably have the same parent company...

[Snatch]

Wow, just wow. 

[forrest]

I wonder if there's a site that collects/stores these...(ronin?)

I will bookmark it and anytime wifey is not pleased with me for whatever reason, I will play a couple of clips just to show that perhaps, I'm not that bad at all...

[ronin]

He was just being modest.  He didn't mention that he's also a spy and an astronaut. 

Holy crap.  He has the same accent as one of our business partners (um, because he's also from Toronto  ).  The whole time the messages were playing, I was picturing him. 

I wonder if there's a site that collects/stores these...(ronin?)

I will bookmark it and anytime wifey is not pleased with me for whatever reason, I will play a couple of clips just to show that perhaps, I'm not that bad at all...

I'm sure there's one out there.  I'm of the opinion that EVERYTHING is on the internet, it's just a matter of knowing how to search.    I'll see if I can find something.

If you haven't heard from me by 3:00 tomorrow, though, just assume I'm no longer interested.

[LadyinRed]

Rofl Ronin!

[ronin]

I didn't find any more funny messages, but I did find some cool stuff along the way:

Emails From Crazy People (Like Emails From An Asshole, but sadly real):

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/

The equally awesome:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

This one was also funny:

http://drunklastnight.com/

And if I ever call someone who has any of these messages on their machines, I swear on my life I will find a way to legally ban them from owning phones  :

http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/