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« on: January 18, 2010, 01:16:17 PM »
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Any expectant mother can tell you, it's never to early to start communicating with your child. Besides having extended conversations while baby is in-utero, music has been proven to assist with positive fetal development including displaying "advanced intelligence, coordination, and learning abilities."

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 03:17:48 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 04:32:54 PM »
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Whoa.  I admit to reading to M for about a month while I was pregnant.  Then I was tired.  I read oh the places you will go in utero version.

M heard an autistic boy screaming and banging his head during the day.  It is a wonder she does not do it herself.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 06:43:42 PM »
Wow...if Austin and Clark repeat the things they've heard me teach in sex ed...
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 10:03:04 PM »
Not only do I not talk to my babies in utero,  I barely talk to them for their first 4 months of life.  I hate feeling like I'm just talking to hear my own voice.
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 03:28:08 PM »
Too funny kapi. I am fine once the baby is born. I yammer on. I think it is from working with individuals who are nonverbal. I just talk to talk
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 06:24:31 PM »
I tried with Sarah, because I thought I had too.  I mostly just said hi alot Grin.  Unless I actually have something to say I have really hard time saying anything.  With Kaleb, Sarah talked to him enough for both of us........ So I just never even bothered trying Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 08:28:52 AM »
I used to read out loud to the boys while they were having bottles and such when they were babies. But I admit, it was mostly because I found it really dull otherwise. T took FOREVER to drink a bottle. So I started reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Hobbit, The Chronicles of Narnia, the Little House on the Prairie series, etc. I also would read to him if he was just fussing - I would walk around the house with him in a sling reading out loud until he passed out. Kept me sane. Don't know if it helped him any, but kept me sane...
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »
Samesies Geeks! I was the same way w/C. We read The Chronicles of Narnia also and the Harry Potter series and The Good Earth, Imperial Woman, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Scarlet Pimpernel ...  :blah:

R is currently enjoying Shel Silverstein.  Wink
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