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« on: July 27, 2010, 01:12:56 PM »
Does it get milfy where you live? My old neighborhood turned yuppie so fast that now I call the place where I used to push my kids on the swings MILF Park.
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 01:39:38 PM »
What is MILF?  Yes, I'm a dork for not knowing.
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 01:52:43 PM »
Quote from: Monica on July 27, 2010, 01:39:38 PM
What is MILF?  Yes, I'm a dork for not knowing.

instead of answering your question directly, I'd like to suggest that you watch American Pie...you'd really appreciate the meaning afterwards...
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 01:53:16 PM »
wait, what?

who gets MILF on MILF action?  :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 02:04:48 PM »
MILF, Mom I'd Like to Fu$*
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 08:19:16 PM »
Quote from: name_is_forrest on July 27, 2010, 01:53:16 PM
wait, what?

who gets MILF on MILF action?  :rofl:

Are you asking because you still have our addresses from the ornament exchange?  :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 08:22:32 PM »
Is it wrong that, since I have two boys, I want their friends to think I'm the 'hot mom'?  (I'd never act on anything; that's just gross!)
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 05:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Fruity on July 27, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
Is it wrong that, since I have two boys, I want their friends to think I'm the 'hot mom'?  (I'd never act on anything; that's just gross!)

Nope, not wrong.  :frog:
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 07:10:07 AM »
Quote from: ronin on July 27, 2010, 08:19:16 PM
Quote from: name_is_forrest on July 27, 2010, 01:53:16 PM
wait, what?

who gets MILF on MILF action?  :rofl:

Are you asking because you still have our addresses from the ornament exchange?  :rofl:

me and any bots that crawled the beeps... Grin
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 08:17:53 AM »
Quote from: name_is_forrest on July 28, 2010, 07:10:07 AM
bots that crawled the beeps...

...uncomfortable mental image of the day....thanks forrest. Sounds like a good title for a B horror movie.
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 08:21:41 AM »
Quote from: Ikissedagirl on July 28, 2010, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Fruity on July 27, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
Is it wrong that, since I have two boys, I want their friends to think I'm the 'hot mom'?  (I'd never act on anything; that's just gross!)

Nope, not wrong.  :frog:

If it's true, it isn't bragging.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 10:36:06 PM »
hubby says I'm a milf...he's a sweety...though a quick poll at work turned out that folks thought I was in my late 30's....apparently the last few years haven't been kind???
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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 01:43:02 PM »
Quote from: nomorewirehangers on July 28, 2010, 10:36:06 PM
hubby says I'm a milf...he's a sweety...though a quick poll at work turned out that folks thought I was in my late 30's....apparently the last few years haven't been kind???

don't you worry kiddo, you been poppin babies lately. Your inner MILF will rise again. Count on it.

Larry just sees it in there better than most, cause he knows where to look ;-)
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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2010, 01:02:31 PM »
A street over from me there is this big decorated van and on the side in big letters is written "MILF HUNTER"  :rofl: I've always been tempted to knock on his door and say "You no longer need to hunt, I'm right here!"  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2010, 07:21:04 PM »
Quote from: Mtlchick26 on August 14, 2010, 01:02:31 PM
A street over from me there is this big decorated van and on the side in big letters is written "MILF HUNTER"  :rofl: I've always been tempted to knock on his door and say "You no longer need to hunt, I'm right here!"  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Do it.  Record it.  Put it on YouTube!
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