the snip..

[forrest]

but i miss being able to look my husband in the eye when he climaxes and not risk being shot in the eye .

there might be some fast ones  that made the cut (wonk wonk wonk...) so you might have to accept the risk until the doc verifies that everything is clear...


 

[faemum]

:) yep , have been warned that he needs to "spill the seed" at least 20 times and then give a sample for testing . As it will be summer , i may just have to take the kids for an evening walk after dinner each night to give him some alone time . (Hello Daddy , you look relaxed on our return) .

[Mrs. B]

DAAAAAAANG 20 times!?!?!?!?!

[faemum]

yep , as it will be end of a long vac care time and back to school time , i don't know where he is going to find the time . hope he has a light study load next semester.
I guess i can help out a few times , but to speed things up i plan to take an evening walk with the kids on weekdays . A bit of reading material and an empty house for half an hour after dinner ? the evening air and exercise will help keep the kids and i fit and i am sure Brad will build up his right arm muscles .
even then there is no guarantee of shooting blanks until a few clear samples have been provided.

[nomorewirehangers]

why does this thread make me laugh?  WHHHHHHHHY? I swear I'm not twelve 

[Fruity]

DAAAAAAANG 20 times!?!?!?!?!

Yep - 20 times!  That's what Mr. Fruit's doctor told him.  He had his done July 30 and is up to 18 now - two more to go!!

[Mrs. B]

that just seems like a crap load of whacking off.

[Mrs. B]

[forrest]

that just seems like a crap load of whacking off.

you can always lend him a hand...wokka wokka wokka

[Mrs. B]

did mear help you out? 

[forrest]

yeap...she did...

[Mrs. B]

that will be my helping for mr. b then.

[faemum]

on hearing us discuss the change of date for procedure ..
Bella: is that the operation for Brad to be fixed?
Brad: hey , i am not broken!
Bella: of , i meant likem when a cat gets fixed so it can't do sex anymore
me: no hon , it is to stop us making more babies . We have three children , we love the ones we have and don't need any more , because it seems like we got it right with you guys.
Bella: yeah , thats what i meant ..no sex
me: oh , we can still do sex , just not make babies from it
Bella: oh , just for fun then
Me: yep
Bella: walk off stage without seeming embarrassed by that answer
Brad and i : should we blush now ?

[nomorewirehangers]

how old is she again? And can I please get tips from you on talking to kids about sex?  Because my son is asking  a lot of questions and I always defer it to his Daddy because I guess...I think we will BOTH be less embarrassed if his Daddy handles it, and L keeps stalling.  I'm about 99% sure my kid knows that it's done for fun (how can you watch commercials and not know?) but I'm not convinced that he knows it has anything to do with making babies. It's important to me he learns the biology of it before he gets to middle school because there are a whole whole LOT of middle schoolers getting knocked up in our area lately. He needs to know it's NOT just "for fun".

[Monica]

We actually watched a show on Discovery with the boys when I was pregnant with Kylee.  I guess they would have been 7 and 8, and we discussed how a baby is biologically made.  They found it fascinating.  Bill had the "talk" with both boys a couple of months ago after I found some websites on Tyler's computer that should NOT have been there.