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« on: December 01, 2010, 01:40:05 PM »

I used to be the "Eh, sex is good, but doesn't matter how often I get it" crowd.

But man, I think my biological clock when off like a freaking time bomb in the last 6 months. Between the stress of the past year and what must be various hormonal changes I could jump Mr. Geeks about every 2 hours, if jobs, children and Mr. Geeks would allow.

This is way weird. I mean, I don't remember being this interested when I was a college student. I thought us old folks were supposed to lose interest over time.

Maybe I'm just odd. Odd, but happy :lover:
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 02:02:17 PM »

WATCH OUT!
Cougar on the prowl!
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 04:13:30 PM »

But I don't always get what I want.
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 04:43:26 PM »

I've kinda hit the point in the last 2 years where I want it LESS...but I think that really has more to do with the massive hormonal changes my body has been through in the last three years.  :rofl: We still do it regularly (at least once a week...) with "fun" in between for Mr. Hangers if I'm not in the mood. But I'm just ...tired...most of the time.

I'm told that when a woman gets over 30 her drive increases DRAMATICALLY, that while men want it less often as they age, women tend to hit their sexual peak between 30-45 years of age.


I'm sure Mr. Hangers looks forward to that.  :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 05:43:29 AM »

Better get Mr. Hangers snipped then... Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 05:44:00 AM »

WATCH OUT!
Cougar on the prowl!

Hey, hubby is 11 years older than me. He's still a cradle robber  05
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 05:51:44 AM »

I went through a phase in my early 30's where I wanted it all the time.  Once I was knocked up with Ry it all disappeared and now 4 years later it's starting to get back to 'normal'.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 08:32:27 AM »

This whole hormonal shift thing is very weird to me. I never really went through a TAKEMENOWSTUDMUFFIN phase. Ever. Us geeks is late bloomers I guess.
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 08:50:20 AM »

Eh, we're all wired differently.  Just go with it, I imagine Mr. Geeks will have a great time.  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 10:17:09 AM »

Better get Mr. Hangers snipped then... Grin

as soon as this kid gets here.  :rofl: It's already been discussed.
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 10:58:51 AM »

I have images of you going after Mr. Hangers with scissors in the delivery room...
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2010, 04:06:19 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: he's lucky I didn't do it about a minute after I peed on the 8th stick!!!  :rofl:
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