My father is crazy!

[bitchymommy]

He's visiting with us from NJ for a week. I love the guy but he took my son to the mall and got him some pizza. Instead of taking him to get his chinese food, he lets some strange lady watch him. What the fuck??? You left my son with a fucking stranger??? "But she looked fine and she had 2 kids. I can tell how people are." Uh, okay.  This is the same guy who leaves the keys in our car after parking it in the driveway every single time.

[footballbeerchic]

Oh! My daddy, bless his heart, i called today to 'talk in code' about my mothers 60th bday tomorrow so i say 'we are going to talk in code daddy' so he repeats what i just said...   oy.

[BESTworkingmomEVER]

FBBC.....hahahaha!!

bm......sounds like something my mother would do. we dont leave the keys in the car but we leave the car unlocked.....house too. we only lock the house @ night when we're sleeping and never lock the car. its a piece of shit and if someone needs it that bad they can have it!! actually we live in a town of about 10k so its not really a big worry here