The Best Parent will be more than happy to inform you that their child does not watch TV. They’ll recite statistics about how TV causes Autism, ADD, and even chronic psoriasis. Of course, they’ve heard these “facts” from other Best Parents, who are competing just as hard to prove they are the more proficient pro-creator […]

Since the Best Parent is very busy with some of the most important tasks imaginable to mankind, they have an overwhelming need to schedule things in their daily life. Each trip to the feng shui yoga consultant or the organic cotton aisle at Whole Foods must be well thought-out and planned in advance. And, of […]

The Best Parent always has something of the utmost importance to say. On the off chance they are not at their home computer to post this profound thought of the moment to their various Yahoo parenting groups, they are forced to express this insight in other ways. Unfortunately, the non-white nanny does not speak English. […]