1. Do you have a $1000
2. Is your child named Neveah,
Dylan, Casey, Madison, or any of the Dumb
Baby Names listed here?
3. Do you have a non-white
4. Choose one...
5. How long have you been on that waiting list for
best preschool around?
6. Agree or disagree: Babies are meant for wearing
7. Did you spend
more than $500 for any birthday
party for a child under the age of 5?
8. Do you have more on-line
parent friends than real-life parent friends?
9. Which is more fun...
10. Do you have your child's
cellphone number on speed dial?
11.Do you schedule your children's playdates
more than three days in advance?
12. Do you agree with this statement:
is bad for my children!
portraits: who took your kid's picture?
14. When placing your child in a
shopping cart do you say...
15. The Nintendo
Wii is the single greatest technological achievement of mankind -- and I'm
better than you because I own one and you don't.?
16. Wine makes me a better parent.
17. Sweden's most important
contribution to our culture is the Stokke
and Svan highchair.
18. The best way for my child to
experience the fresh air and exercise of hte Great Outdoors is in...
19. I'm giving my baby a headstart in
life by teaching him/her baby
20. My baby sleeps best on...?
21.This quiz is getting long.
Do you want to keep doing it? Or skip ahead?
you see another parent? Do you...
23. Who do you trust more to feed
languages. My baby is learning to speak.
25. When my kid needs help with
26. Who is your child's babysitter?.
27. Choose another...?
28. How much would you pay for
Hannah Montana tickets?
29. Where is your baby's placenta?
31. The most important part of
going to the playground is...
32. The greatest childrearing
expertise can be found in...
33. Do you consider yourself a
Best Parent Ever?