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Entries from March 2008

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

#8: Faux Retro Childhoods

There is a part of every Best Parent that pines for a simpler, more natural time; a world of campfires and treehouses, backyard treasure hunts and bedroom tea parties. But what good is nostalgia, Best Parents ask, unless we can spend a giant Louis Vuitton diaper bag filled with cash on it for our kids, […]

Monday, March 17th, 2008

#7: On-line Parenting Forums

Every Best Parent knows the perfect place to get sound parenting advice is through a virtual stranger. They also know strangers always have their best interest in mind. Naturally, the easiest way for the Best Parent to hone their parenting skills is to join a on-line parenting forum. There are thousands, maybe even millions, of […]

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

#6: Ridiculous 1st Birthday Parties

The Best Parent is fully aware of their precious child’s developmental milestones. Unfortunately, most of this well-researched knowledge evaporates like spilled soy milk upon the arrival of their child’s 1st birthday. Remember, the Best Parent’s first priority is status. And nothing says, “I have 10 Gucci purses and you don’t,” more than a ridiculous 1st […]