For the Best Parent who can’t afford the $1000 stroller (shudder), there’s only one acceptable alternative. Baby wearing. Since the Best Parent wants to give the appearance that they are a better parent than you, they will explain that baby wearing is a good “bonding” experience. The Best Parent will also claim they came up […]

After selecting a dumb baby name, the next step for the Best Parent is to get their child into the most popular pre-school. The most popular school is solely based on the number of names on the school’s wait list and the number of children of celebrities that are in attendance. In less fortunate countries, […]

Best Parents are all about the advancement of non-white people of every color. Even their nannies. Nannies become like a cherished part of the Best Parent’s family. This is the part of the family that can be fired in a few years when the grammar school after-care program provides more cost-effective childcare. But in the […]