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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

#2: Dumb Baby Names

One of the most important decisions for the Best Parent is coming up with a dumb baby name. Best Parents will spend countless hours pouring over popular baby name books and websites. They will also call all of their pregnant friends to make sure their dumb baby name is better. Best parents are not interested […]

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

#1: $1000 Strollers

Expensive strollers are a must-have for Best Parents. It doesn’t matter if the stroller is cumbersome and doesn’t fold easily into the trunk. It’s status that counts. If you’re sporting a $1000 stroller, it means you love your child more than other parents, and will only give them the absolute best. Best Parents will go […]