The Best Parent Ever is well aware that English is the best language ever invented. It is both the tongue of William Shakespeare and Jerry Seinfeld, two artists the Best Parent Ever greatly admires (although Seinfeld currently has the edge thanks to Bee Movie, which the Best Parent Ever would LOVE to let their kids […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they feed their children fresh, organic, home-made baby food. Does this mean they are spending hours in front of a food processor mashing peas and summer squash? Duhhh…Is this called Hardest Working Parent Ever? No, it’s called Best Parent Ever. And when the Best Parent Ever […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you, and insists on telling you this every chance they get. You are obviously not raising your child right, because there is no way you can have the seemingly-endless reservoir of knowledge the Best Parent Ever has stored up in just a few hours of “attachment parenting” classes. […]