The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are almost able to keep up with celebrity parents, which you can’t do, because you are merely human. Celebrities are not human. It’s anybody’s guess what life-form they are but the term “android” comes to mind. The android, er, movie star, is thus on […]

The Best Parent Ever likes to lead a very active social life.  But who will watch their precious brood when all the babysitters are taken, and the non-white nanny is off visiting visiting relatives in El Salvador for the weekend? Not to worry: the Best Parent is smart.  In fact, the Best Parent is so smart that […]

The Polls have closed and the 2008 Dumbest Baby Name Ever is… Shi’thead. Congratulations, Shi’theads everywhere. Your name is officially dumbest. The Best Parent Ever is so much better than you because they have created an entirely new linguistic form to apply to their very special and unique (and better) children. It is the Dumb […]