The Best Parent Ever is better than you, because everything you do is wrong. And by “you,” they mean all the parents of North America, Europe, Australia, and the more developed parts of Asia and South America. The only people who truly know ANYTHING at all about proper child-rearing are impoverished mothers living in mud […]

The poll is closed, and Michael Jackson (31%) has narrowly beaten Britney Spears (28%) as the parent most likely to make us cringe. It’s no shock to most of us that Mr. “Beat It” topped this particular chart. What did surprise us was how close the race was. Apparently Best Parent Ever readers feel the […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they have the most incredible babysitter in the world, which they will never, ever share with the world, no matter how much the world begs. This is because the name and phone number of a good babysitter is one of the most-closely guarded secrets in Terra […]