Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008...8:33 pm
Are you a Best Parent Ever?
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The Best Parent Ever is not only better than you — they may BE you! But how would you ever know?
Why, take our new and informative Best Parent Ever Quiz and learn your true BPE score. Anyone who gets a score of 30 or more will get a prize — our endless mockery!
Click now to give it a try!!!
Feel free to put your score in the comment section!
NOTE: Unfortunately, the quiz only works in Internet Explorer, not Firefox.
For more “helpful” parenting tips, join the BPE Discussion Board!
20 Comments
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I scored a 3. I would go home now, but I am too drunk on Bud and whacked on OxyContin to remember where I left the trailer..
oh, and I have a question. Was the Hanna Montana question a trick? The only choices were $100 or $1,000. I don’t get it. Why wasn’t there a “Who the fuck is Hanna Montana?” or “You couldn’t pay me enough to see that junior skank” option? Huh? What are you, some kind of Best Parent Ever? Paying $100 for Hanna Montana? Are you fucking nuts?
(oh, and by the way, who IS Hanna Montana anyway?)
PS – Love your blog, but you need some fair and balanced journalism around here.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Agree with you Ghost Dog!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I got a 3 too. It is confirmed then, that I am not and never will be The Best Parent Ever. Yey me!
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Did someone say fair and balanced journalism?
Poop. I scored a 0.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:13 am
OK, OK! I got an 11! YAHOO! BUT, i WOULD NEVER pay 1000 for Hannah Montana tickets or 1000 for a stroller!
PLEASE DON”T SCOLD ME!! I’m definitely NOT the best parent ever!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
anythingblack – scoring a “0” qualifies you for automatic hero member status on the discussion board, c’mon by!
btw – the Skittles haircut is awesome! Looks like George Clinton’s son with an entrepreneurial streak
July 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
anythingblack – scoring a “0” qualifies you for automatic hero member status on the discussion board, c’mon by!
btw – the Skittles haircut is awesome! Looks like George Clinton’s son (daughter?) with an entrepreneurial streak.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I got 107!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I got a 2………….think I’d get a higher score if I moved our cardboard box to the “rich” part of town? Wonder if them there smart ‘ens would wear off on me n ma youngins.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’m going to cry because I tried to take the quiz, completely bypassed the FLASHING RED BANNER stating that the quiz did not work in Firefox, answered all 33 questions and then cussed at the computer when I pushed the finish button 15 times and didn’t get my score. I don’t deserve an answer :'(. Hahahaha
July 24th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Well I use firefox because I am better than all of you, so I am unable to demonstrate numerically just how much better I am than all of you. Thankfully, I do not need a quiz to tell me I am the best parent ever. My gorgeous children, who never watch television, can attest to that in no less than 3 languages.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:04 am
scored a 0!!!! i even skipped to the bottom…..my kids are sittin’ in front of the tv and the show goes off soon! haha!
July 26th, 2008 at 5:34 am
I got a 9. ROFL
July 26th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
i scored 111!
last time i checked… BPE was nothing to be ashamed of! HA!
the 1K stroller and Britax posts were written about ME… Without a doubt!!!!
July 27th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Funny this sure looks alot like MamaDramaUncensored.com.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I got a 107. I’ll remind my kids of that frequently.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I scored a 6, but I am the Best Parent Ever. I don’t care what your quiz says.
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 am
I found your answer choices way too limited to fully express my parenting style. Everyone knows the answer to #17 (Sweden’s cultural contribution) has to be Absolute Vodka. And the camping being fun question, was that a joke?
October 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
What? I scored 108? How is that even possible!
July 7th, 2009 at 3:09 am
I scored 117 points!!! I had no clue . . . really.