The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they will survive the recession/depression better than you, simply by following this handy BPERG (Best Parent Ever Recession Guide). As most BPEs know, money isn’t everything. But USING money to let people know you are BETTER than them is. Thankfully, this is still possible, even with […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they share a hive mind, a single collective consciousness directed by the whims of attachment parenting experts and alternative lifestyle profiteers. Sort of like honeybees, or The Borg from Star Trek, but with better sunglasses. The center of the hive mind, the proverbial mothership from which […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they have more money. Oh, yeah. And their kids are not vaccinated. A recent study in the Los Angeles Times demonstrated what most of us have suspected all along: shunning vaccinations is a rich person thing. The study found dramatic increases in children entering Kindergarten without […]