#1 $1000 strollers
#2 Dumb baby names
#3 Non-white nannies
#4 The most popular pre-schools
#5 Baby wearing
#6 Ridiculous 1st birthday parties
#7 Yahoo Groups
#8 Faux retro childhoods
#9 Cellphones for children
#10 Play dates
#11 The No-TV rule
#12 High-end child photographers
#13 Shopping cart covers
#14 The Nintendo Wii
#15 Children's books
#16 Wine
#17 Swedish highchairs
#18 Indoor playgrounds
#19 Baby sign language
#20 Organic mattresses
#21 Giving Unwanted Advice
#22 "Homemade" Baby Food
#23 Second languages
#24 Outsourcing Homework
#25 Puppies...(rescued)
#26 Baby Einstein
#27 Britax Car Seats
#28 Hannah Montana concerts
#29 Webkinz
#30 Long-haired children
#31 Parenting Coaches
#32 Pot Luck Childcare
#33 Keeping up with Celebrity Parents
#34 Overdressing at the Playground
#35 Secret Tummy Tucks
#36 Breastfeeding
#37 Growth Charts
#38 Secret Babysitters
#39 Mud Hut Super Moms
#40 Mom's Night Out
#41 The All-Purpose Placenta
#42 Educational Toys
#43 Best Single Parent Ever
#44 Elimination Communication
#45 Home Schooling
#46 Circumcision
#47 Spanking
#48 Child Empowerment
#49 Ass Kissing
#50 Voicemail Brats
#51 The Super Parent Show
#52 Natural Childbirth
#53 Hating Cows
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