The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are almost able to keep up with celebrity parents, which you can’t do, because you are merely human. Celebrities are not human. It’s anybody’s guess what life-form they are but the term “android” comes to mind. The android, er, movie star, is thus on […]

After selecting a dumb baby name, the next step for the Best Parent is to get their child into the most popular pre-school. The most popular school is solely based on the number of names on the school’s wait list and the number of children of celebrities that are in attendance. In less fortunate countries, […]