The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they believe in fairness more than you do. That’s why EVERY child gets a trophy just for participating these days. Number and letter grades have been expelled from grammar school — no one ever “fails” a class anymore, they merely need a little “improvement.” And everyone, […]

Not only is the Best Parent Ever better than you, but their God is better than you too. This is because the Best Parent Ever knows that even a perfect Supreme Being can be improved and customized. Cherry-pick a few biblical standards, mash it up with Buddhism and/or New Age nonsense, and then plug directly […]

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they will survive the recession/depression better than you, simply by following this handy BPERG (Best Parent Ever Recession Guide). As most BPEs know, money isn’t everything. But USING money to let people know you are BETTER than them is. Thankfully, this is still possible, even with […]